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cartoon scandal

I barely watch BBC world news.8th of this month I fall for a news in that channel about a cartoon (the cartoon given above) that criticises the Australian govt.That cartoon was published in an Indian magazine 'mail today'.It criticises the Autralian govt. stands in the attacks on Indian students.The news also drawn out the oppositions of 'acting prime minister'of Australia about that cartoon.
In the cartoon there is a man wearing a white mask and a badge of Victorian police force .The mask must represents the infamous racist group in America they attack black people Ku Klux Klan (KKK).There is also a dialog in the cartoon saying "We Are Yet To Ascertain The Nature Of The Crime". So the cartoon indirectly represents the Australian police as racist supporters.This may make the Australian govt unhappy.So the govt came with a pronouncement.
Anyhow I like this cartoon.While seeing that news I congrats the cartoonist from my mind.In the next day while I am reading the same news in malayalamanorama I come to know that the cartoonist was a malayali.His name is R Prasad.He can get an attention of the Australian govt. more than our prime minister can get in this case. Australian govt. neutral involvement may change because of this controversial cartoon.Moreover this cartoon will make sense to our oppositions in this case.

you can be brilliant in playing cards,,,,,,,,

My hostel life made me good card player.I get much ideas in it through these years.Memorizing the cards is very important in card playing.If we can memorise the cards that are played and not played be good card player. It is also a good party trick!There are 3 basic steps involved;
1.Creating Card Images
2.Memorizing the images in a memory technique
3.Recalling the cards
Firstly we need to create images for each card so that they mean something. This means you will have 52 images for 52 playing cards. For example the 7 of Diamonds can be a "Dog", or the Ace of Spades a "Hat". From this we attach images and meanings to a memory technique and then voila! - playing cards memorized. You can create any image for each card, however it will be harder to memorize and recall.The simplest method is to use the Major System to create your card images. The Major System helps you to remember which image a card was by working phonetically to encode the card. We will go through the Major System later in the course.
Below is a matrix of all 52 images associated to the cards created by the use of the Major System. Note that the King cards are images of the suit. You can feel free to make up your own images.
memorizing the above shouldn't be too hard as it is worked out phonetically from the Major System. For example, 9 of Clubs = CAP. Clubs = "C" or "K" sound and 9 = P in the Major System. Hence we have "CP". We can use Cap, Cape, Captain, Caption, you get the drift.So all you need to do is look at the card and encode the image using the matrix. Once you have done this for all 52 cards you are ready to memorize them!
Okay so we have our 52 images. The next step is to create a story or a bunch of links from those images. Let's take the 5 cards as an example:
8D, 4H, 7C, KS, 9S
These cards associated images from the Card Matrix are:
8D = DAFFY 4H = HAIR 7C = CAR KS = SPADE 9S = SOAP
Just imagine DAFFY duck pulling on your HAIR. He lets go and you go flying backwards toward a CAR. This is no ordinary car as it is a Ferrari, so the owner comes out with a SPADE and starts to chase you with a huge SOAP!My 5 cards above are highlighted in capital letters and used in a story. Look away and see if you can remember the story and the cards that is it associated with. Once you have done that the next challenge is to try making a story for all the 52 cards!

The journey system is a powerful technique for remembering. It is based upon remembering locations or objects in a journey and associating the items to be memorized, to the locations in your journey.
An example of a journey could be one around your house. The Living room being one stop, the Kitchen being the next, Bedroom, Bathroom, Backyard, and so on. You can have many journeys and as many locations in each journey as you like.
As you are making up your stories try to relax, do not rush anything, take as much time as you can. The more detail you imagine while developing your story, the easier it will be to remember. Use your senses to touch, smell, hear, see, and taste the item to be remembered. Try picturing the item as being extremely big, maybe even as big as the universe. Imagination is endless.

" playing cards is not a bad habit."

If I were god?

If I were god first of all I will stop B.E studies.Then I'd make everyone be what ever they wanted with whatever they wanted, wherever they wanted, and with the ability to do whatever they want,except for those I hate. Each person would be in their own reality and could do whatever they want without actually causing any real problem to anything.I will give food, dresses,friends,girl friends to everyone.I will put George Bush in jail .I wont allow any war in this world ,if men wish too.

Everyone would get their own simulated world, but it would be real, anything would be possible, and it would be okay because anything bad that happened in a some ones world, wouldn't really be happening to anyone with real feelings or sensations, it would all be real simulation. We would each have total control of our own simulations. So people could literally do anything they wanted and forever. Nothing would ever get boring and there would be no rules. I would design it that way.

Everyone would love me and wouldn't have to go out of their way to show it, only if they wanted to. I would do anything for anyone as long as it didn't go against the will of another, and if it did, they could just carry out their desired action in their own simulation. The simulations would be as real as life itself. Everyone would basically have anything they wanted forever and here and there I would throw in some new concepts designed to blow everyone minds for many years of fun, pleasure, excitement, and true happiness. Anyone want to vote me in as God for '09??? Just Kidding, I can't make these things come true.What you do, if you were god?

role models are needed??

Many of my friends have role models.Is the role models are required?.I think the people without a capability of thinking need role models.If we learning from others life whats the meaning of your life?.Everybody is different.SO that the world is interesting to live.If we trying to follow others views it will not suitable for your situations.
We must live our life as the situation leads.The very important thing is the role models have no role models.